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'It helps you navigate around celebrity parties.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'There's nothing on.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Little Red Riding Carpet

"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

Leo McKern

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

CELEBRITY NEWS TEAM"Now here's Frank Sinatra with the weather."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

What it takes to be a leader.

"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."