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'It helps you navigate around celebrity parties.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'There's nothing on.'

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

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"My spokesperson won't speak to me."

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"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"You played yourself in your last picture. Everyone found it unconvincing."

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'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

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"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."

"I didn't mean anything by it. I don't know why I said it. I just said it, that's all. Twiggy."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

"Two Cagneys and a side of Garbo to go. Hold the Bogart."

"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."