Girl Guide Aficionado Pillows

'Woodsman, first aid, swimming...Karma Sutra.'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Vivienne Westwood

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

The Thinker

What it takes to be a leader.

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

The Little Old Lady Goes Fishing.

'No thanks. I'm just looking...'

"Well I think we can safely rule out the idea of seeing-eye lemmings."

"Why do I always get stuck with being the guardian angel to someone who can't seem to finish his Ph.D.?"

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

"Stay together and follow my finger."

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

'Sorry - I was just for Christmas.'

'On second thoughts I'm sure you'd make an excellent store detective, Mr Hodgson.'

"I realize it's a good idea to park far out so you can get a good walk in. But 40 miles may be a little too far out."

"I've got your visual studio software here..."

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

I love my prostiboots

Since I started walking my postal route I've lost weight and gotten back into shape! Return to slender!

'I didn't tell him how to drive. I just made a few suggestions.'

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'Ooh! On our left are the 'Big Five' - a hippie, a yuppie, a junkie, a fatty and a queen!'

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"