Girl Guide Guru Pillows

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The adoration of the gels.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Too much concealer?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"You're solemates!"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

Santa called but you were out!

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Curling your hair for no reason

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Rudy tries to assess his relationship with laurel on the gadget scale -- A sophisticated way for a young man to understand his emotions. I would give up my iPod and my iPhone for her. Okay. Then I must ask an essential question. Are you prepared to share passwords? Do I have salesman-customer confidentiality? Depends how much you spend. Computer Villa.

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

Words of Love

'It WAS rather unkind of you to hide his bottle-opener, Mrs Jones.'

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Woman applying makeup

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."