Girl Guide Leader Pillows

"Good afternoon Sir. I'm here to show you a terrific knife set while you purchase some girl guide cookies and listen to this guy talk about his religion"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"All the celebrities come here."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Republicans Refuse To Raise The Glass Ceilings

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"I want to be a Jockey."

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'KEEPING UP in practice simply means knowing which drug the FDA has withdrawn.'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

"So, Gracie, if you were a superhero, what powers would you have?"

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

Athena

The new contract will give you much more power over your future...so here are some guidelines as to how you'll be allowed to use it!'

'Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies, or are you a male chauvinist pig?'

Career Guidance Office '...then again, what do I know; look where I work.'

'Wake him up. He's the one who started all of this.'

"My philosophy is to sell advice not follow it!"

'As the head of the benevolent order of superior sisterhood, I'm going to lobby congress to end the scourge of stinky, booger-brained boys and put girls in charge of everything.'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'