Green Leader Pillows

Green, greener, greenest 'You've got to give credit to oil companies for their work in preventing climate change'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Sea weed harvest.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Nuclear generation of energy.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Deforestation.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Recycled passion.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'