Green Leaders Pillows

"Good morning! This is your daily reminder that you all really need to do your part and reduce your carbon emissions. Yours sincerely, William Henry Gates III (Bill)"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Sea weed harvest.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

"Would it kill you to compost?"

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Deforestation.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"What about my footprint?"

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"

Ken worried that Gemma might recycle him, if he sat still too long...

Recycled passion.

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.