Green Leader Gifts

Green, greener, greenest 'You've got to give credit to oil companies for their work in preventing climate change'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Sea weed harvest.

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

Nuclear generation of energy.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Would it kill you to compost?"

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'Not that slowly back...'

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Deforestation.

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Humans are 100% recyclable.

Let's check out our dress options for the eco prom. Excellent idea. Google "green prom dresses." I bet there are tons of ideas. You're right. Lime, kelly, forest

"What about my footprint?"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"Hmm. . . Human droppings. . .!"