Future Green Leader Gifts

"If you kids don't stop bickering about climate change, I'll stop the car and you can get out and walk."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Yearbook

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'I've changed my mind...I want to grow up to be a politician.'

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

'Just thirty-five years until I can run for office!'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

"Trust me, Son, you do not want to 'grow up to be president.' "

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

A Born Politician

"Gentlemen, we are going to have to think outside the bauxite."

"Terrifying as it may seem, any one of you could become president."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Apparently I didn't learn enough. They say I have to come back tomorrow. Welcome to Kindergarten.

'If you're looking for an environmentally friendly business partner you're in the right place! Our workers are free range and 100 percent biodegradable.'

'It is important to do our part to help the environment son...'