Girl Scouting Gifts

"Girl scout liquers?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'The Torch Holder'.

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

A salute of scouts

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Time to administer scout leader first aid protocol..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"