Girl Scout Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Frontispiece and Titlepage for Beardsley's Erotic Novel 'Venus and Tannhauser'- Not Used in this Form

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"I want to be an astronaut, president of the United States and ruler of the universe! Chica power!"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'As a department manager, it's my job to find out my staff members' talents and to appoint them to the place they're best at.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

Whatever

'All I'm saying is that maybe he doesn't want to sell girl scout cookies.'

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

"I wish I'd never mentioned that he had a stone in his hoof!"

Boy scout helping a bird with a walking stick cross the road.

Boy scout saluting soldier.

"Sorry, but we are not allowed to help anyone across the road due to liabilities."

"I'm getting a drink...do you need anything?"

"Be prepared I said, but did anyone listen?"

"Help you swipe your credit card, Ma'am?"