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'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Brad Pitt

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

Another shot heard round the world.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Alms Bank

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

Me and my money are soon parted

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"Tell me about your programmer."

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"I've been experiencing a lot of deja flew, lately."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

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