Girl Scout Supporter T-Shirts

'And how many cookies can I put you down for?'

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Window Treatment

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

'Same here, we have a female C.E.O., too.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Alms Bank

'I can validate both your feelings and your parking.'

"And last week I nearly crashed while reading on the freeway..."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Me and my money are soon parted

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Mr. Figgs - any door with doctor on it - knock-go in-smile-sit down-poor out your woes.'

Patient jumps out of window.

Rodin's Charity Collector