Gigantic Readers Gifts

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Multi-Generational Books

"Bigfoot"

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

A Giant at the Airport.

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'Caution: Channeling Haruki Murakami.'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Maybe the kids shouldn't watch the evening news.

The Voracious Reader's Guide to Binge Watching

"I think Tia Carmen has found her dream pot."

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

Man reading a tablet in library.

Rapunzel in a tower of books.

'What's this, lad? Didn't I tell you not to carry anything heavy!'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

Superhero Rescues Books.

'I read your last book. . . at least I hope it was your last book.'

" know a bargain when I see one!"

"Let's forget the Wizard and go see Dr. Oz!"

Walt Whitman

Mao Zedong.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"You've really got to read this book, it's full of dynamite ideas!"

"They should open the files - Lenin never said all those crazy things attributed to him."