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'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

Self help acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

I love embroidery

Knitted Kitty.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

"How may I hurt you?"

"Numb yet?"

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

" know a bargain when I see one!"

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'