Gigantic Needle Joke Lover Prints

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

Self help acupuncture

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

I love embroidery

Coronavirus world

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Knitted Kitty.

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

Acupuncture clinic

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Look, Papi...you need to take care of yourself. You don't have to be macho and proud and scared of being weak!"

'Only one side effect - colossal pain...'

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

'Don't tell anybody, I'm expecting a doll.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

"How may I hurt you?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

'I've got it in pill form, but for really fast relief from panic attacks...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

" know a bargain when I see one!"

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

Acupuncture darts.

"Not responding to a knock-knock joke isn't proof he's unconscious."

'On the plus side, the unbelievable pain following the injection is comparatively short-lived.'

'And a couple more should relieve your back-pain Sir...'