Gift Wrap Appreciator Pillows

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

What do you like most about presents?

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

"One large with cheese, pepperoni and grass clippings."

Snowman offering solutions.

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

The art of wrapping.

New York City Rodeo

Musical sleigh

"It's a wrap!"

"An old man uses a stick grabber to pick up a cigarette."

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

Santa with an elf.

Christmas.

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

Man says: 'It's got quite a nose ... I'm getting notes of nutmeg, a whiff of autumn harvest and rain-sodden undergrowth, and with a tart, elderberry finish. Not bad for a urine sample, eh Doc?'