Gift Wrap Appreciator T-Shirts

'Fantastic bottle bag, Chuck! - and, oh, yeah, thanks for the bottle of whatever wine that is.'

Christmas Tree

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

Rent a Room With Hot Water

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'Take five Harry, I'm going on ahead to scout for sales'

"Honey, I love celebrating Christmas! I love all the food, the sweets, the Christmas tree and the presents, but our bank account hates Christmas!"

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

User Friendly Library - Ask Us About Gift Wrapping.

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

Snowman offering solutions.

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"One large with cheese, pepperoni and grass clippings."

What do you like most about presents?

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

"If you think he's doing a bad job with this, you should see him trying to wrap a birthday present!!"

Invention to hold knots while wrapping presents.

'I'm giving mostly gift certificates this year, so I wrap them with junk from the garage to throw people off track.'

"It's a gift for the tooth fairy so I used dental floss instead of ribbon."

"An old man uses a stick grabber to pick up a cigarette."

It's beginning to feel a lot like Christmas!

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

Christmas.

"It's a wrap!"

Santa with an elf.

The art of wrapping.

Musical sleigh

New York City Rodeo