Gift-giving Storyteller Gifts

"'It's the thought that counts' means think about the guy who has to carry the refrigerator down the chimney!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Filming Christmas

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Kirsten Johnson

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

"Once upon a time there was a kind bank manager who found all the money lost in the global financial meltdown, brought world peace, stopped global warming, cured the common cold and discovered Julian Assange is Santa."

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

Tipping Pain Chart

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

Reading

Daughters at Bedtime

Baby Bear.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'You brought gold? I thought we agreed to a twenty dollar limit?'

Mephistopheles

Gag - a graphic novel

Young Stephen King

A feminist Christmas.

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

Ted knew he had a bestseller. Now all he had to do was fill the middle bits in.

Purple Fairy

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

Noah Sent and Received the First Tweet

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

My Prince.