Gift-giving Blunder Pillows

'I guess a facial hair removal kit isn't a good anniversary present.'

"Gift"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

"Mom told me I can't give you any more tools for Father's Day, Birthday or Christmas."

'Get her a teddy bear I said, not a bear in a teddy!'

'It was a strange Christmas this year - Everybody gave me breath mints.'

Caution! Big Butt Ahead and I Just Ate Beans!

'I put hopeless at Christmas shopping into a search engine and your name came up!'

'-with every bottle comes our free Jujitsu course!'

"My wife's bra size? I don't know, about like this I guess."

'I'm lousy at picking out gifts. Last year I gave her money, which was great until the dye-pack exploded.'

"Happy birthday!"

"Must you walk around in your underwear? -- My wife and KIDS are in here, for crying out loud!"

Snow Stab.

"I got a watch of sorts when I retired...they gave me the old security camera I sat beneath for 20 years."

'Didn't you buy me exactly the same book for my birthday last year?' 'Yes I did... I hope you'll read it this year...'

Never getting the right present phobia: 'I know there's nothing in it. You have everything.'

'What did you get him?'

'In caes it isn't quite what you wanted,I've kept the receipt...!!!'

'I need some help finding the perfect gift for that not so perfect someone.'

"Acme pogo stick"

Christmas present.

'Actually, no-one's retiring or getting married this week - it's just that I can't kick the habit.'

'The party at school was awful! -- The teacher didn't like the Valentine underwear I got for her.'

"Surprise! It's my birthday."

"They ran out of bouquets."