Bad Gift Givers Pillows

'A 1982 bottle of KMart Beaujolais Nouveau? You shouldn't have, really. I mean you really, really shouldn't have...really.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Another day at work would be one too many...

Blind man walking a tortoise.

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Love.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Birthday Racing Car

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Don't worry -- I used a bond issue.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

A feminist Christmas.

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

It's the thought that counts!

Peace on Earth, Goodwill to the less fortunate...

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray