Gift Card Valorizer Pillows

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Sister Cities

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'Look what my son gave me!'

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards."

December 26th . . . The Returns

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

Santa Claus

Modern Presents

'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"A fortnight's holiday in Spain, and you bring a gift of a measly pebble? Well, I suppose it's a change from a flippin' mug!"

A man receives a gift for a 5000 dollar gift certificate to the dollar store.

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

"What I'd like for my birthday. Please listen carefully as my menu has changed..."

'It's a slipper, Dad, you'll be getting the other one as a Christmas present.'

'I've made a list of Christmas presents you can surprise me with this year.'

"Regift the bicycle, but put this in my Panama pile."

'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'