Gift Card Lover Pillows

A man receives a gift for a 5000 dollar gift certificate to the dollar store.

Missing You.

King Kongs first christmas

CEO.

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

Sunrise and Sunset

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Belated Birthday Cards

Cards Galore.

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"No brandy? Just a gift card?"

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'