Gift Card Valorizer Prints

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Sister Cities

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Can you guess what it is yet?

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

"What do you get for the man who complains about everything?"

'Look what my son gave me!'

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

'Free! Bonus! X-Ray Glasses!'

'... and last, but not least, a big Christmas bonus for Daddy to make sure I get what I want.'

"Next time, before buying expensive gifts, be sure there's enough money left to rent your own camels."

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards."

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

Santa Claus

'Another stupid ball of string. I was hoping for a tablet."

Modern Presents

December 26th . . . The Returns

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

"Six ideas for $10 or $15 for a dozen."

Cutes Gifts N' Stuff.

Two Christmas Stockings - One for Presents, One for Receipts

"A fortnight's holiday in Spain, and you bring a gift of a measly pebble? Well, I suppose it's a change from a flippin' mug!"

A man receives a gift for a 5000 dollar gift certificate to the dollar store.

You know you can't return it. Mother had a GPS microchip sewn into the lining.

"What I'd like for my birthday. Please listen carefully as my menu has changed..."

'I want to exchange these toys from last year that I never asked for!'

'It's a slipper, Dad, you'll be getting the other one as a Christmas present.'

Teacher's Day Gifts in Cuba

'I've made a list of Christmas presents you can surprise me with this year.'

"We're all burnt out, so this year we just got everyone gift cards."

'Two ounces of bullseyes and can I use my credit card?'