Gift Return Guru Pillows

'I'm returning 12 drummers, 11 pipers, 10 lords, 9 ladies, 8 maids, 7 swans, 6 geese, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and 1 partridge. They're on your loading dock. Here's my receipt.'

Beach con-man.

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Santa called but you were out!

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

Regifts of the Magi

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Valentines Day truck

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

"Pot of gold?! Nobody uses cash these days! Do you fancy a couple of gift cards?"

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Honey badger do care.

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

"I'm sorry, but until you tell me what you do want for Christmas, you'll keep on getting cats."

"Do you have all those things in stock?"

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

Gift Ideas. What I get for a man who already has everything? Insurance!

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Just tell us what wedding gifts you want and we stuff the appropriate advertising flyers in with the invitation."

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

Snowman offering solutions.

'Honey, I really think last year's very generous Christmas gift absolves me from saying hi each time he delivers the mail.'

"Done saving the world for today."

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"Oh honey, a chum necklace! How thoughtful!"

"Amazing. Their entire economy was based on gift cards."

"Look what I bought at Ofelia's yard sale."

"We save all the original packaging in case we have to return something."

Three Shopping Days Until the Bills Arrive.

PLEASE HELP ME DELIVER GIFTS