Gi Tract Enthusiast Gifts

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

"Tour de Frank"

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Please don't kill me."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

A turning point in young Louis Pasteur's Life.

Of all the gin joints in the world, you are here.

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"Harold, it's good you listen to your body, but must I listen to it too?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

'He's making preparations for his elderly care.'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

Specialized regions in a couple of human chromosomes.

'I'm kind of a survivalist myself. I roast my own coffee and distil my own gin.'

Gin & Tonic.

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Scariest Tactics

Recombinant DNA Lab.

Couple in restaurant, "Sorry it's slow, Chef's got the runs"

London Gin Company Limited - By Appointment to Queen Mother

Napoleon Blownafart

Capturing a Cook

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'She's a little upset. Apparently, when the cosmetic surgeon asked her what kind of chin she'd like, she thought he said gin and asked for a double.'

"Not much to look at, but it was a real bargain at the Gene Depot."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'So now he has some of your genes. Happy?'

Employment law employee swears at the announcement of further lockdown measures.

Gastro Gnomes