Ghostly Gondolier T-Shirts

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

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The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Gondolier

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

Fighting Gondoliers.

Flying Dutchman

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

Saxophone summoning.

Pirates of Venice

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

Don Alahambra

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

Monster Roller Coaster