Ghostly Gondolier Pillows

"Where the @!!!$#% are the pigeons?!"

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

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"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Gondolier

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"That's what we look like naked??"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I've been feeling more transparent."

Flying Dutchman

Fighting Gondoliers.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Gingerbread House out of Candy.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'You're right Sir... it is the Flying Dutchman.'

Don Alahambra

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

Saxophone summoning.

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

Monster Roller Coaster

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

"I don't sing. I do standup."