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"How much is that Doge in the window?"

''We're getting too far from shore,' I say. 'Trust me, I'm a professional,' he says.'

'Luigi's paranoid about global warming.'

Venetian without the knowledge

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

Death in Venice

'How did this happen to me - a gondolier?'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

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"Whoops! We have pot holes here, too."

A gondolier on the way to a birthday party

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"He's new, so humor him and put on your life vest."

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Pirates of Venice

'Don't they ever go down with their ruddy gondolas?'

Red Light District in Venice

"You're not much of a romantic, are you?"

Gondola with a tip bucket and sign reading 'Please do not tip'.

No, I had no idea he was distracted and texting ...

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"I don't sing. I do standup."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Get ready ... Get set ...

Honestly Norman, would you relax! No one is going to rock the boat! Norman was right to have a suspicious mind.