Ghostly Dreamer T-Shirts

"What do you want to be for Halloween when you grow up?"

Late night teddy reading

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Swinging on a star.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Mr. Right!"

Night-time halo

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Painting taking root...

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Cosmonaut

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

The Big Tipper

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'