Gothic Dreamer T-Shirts

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Don Quixote

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."