Getting Healthier Gifts

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"States of tofu"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

PSA Banter.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.