Embarking On A Healthy Lifestyle Gifts

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

The Fast Lane.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Secretive Weigh In.

Exercise Class

To do before Saturday...

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

Exercising

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"