Eating Healthy Gifts

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

Rabbit King of the Carrots.

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Who's having the lesser of two evils?'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'I'm going to be a big cheese when I grow up, cholesterol or not.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Premature ejaculation happens. Perhaps, if you lay off all those fast foods that you eat..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."