Eating Right Gifts

"I feel bad. My stomach hurts. I'm pretty sure it was something I didn't eat."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'How can we solve this problem by eating?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Be Healthy

But is it organic?

Soup of the month.

Party Animals.

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'