Eating Healthy Pillows

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

Roseanne4

'Eat your purples!'

Rabbit King of the Carrots.

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

'Who's having the lesser of two evils?'

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'I'm going to be a big cheese when I grow up, cholesterol or not.'

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Premature ejaculation happens. Perhaps, if you lay off all those fast foods that you eat..."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Advocado