Healthy Diet Pillows

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Soup of the month.

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.