Healthy Diets Pillows

"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Soup of the month.

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

Advocado

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal