Healthy Diets Prints

"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Be Healthy

But is it organic?

Soup of the month.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Advocado

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Secretive Weigh In.