Diet And Health Prints

The old good-doc, bad cop routine.

'If you caught that in a wheat field, how do we know it's gluten-free?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Be Healthy

But is it organic?

Soup of the month.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Advocado

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."