Healthy Diet Gifts

"If this food is healthy, then what about the rest of the store?"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Soup of the month.

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Advocado

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

Secretive Weigh In.