Unhealthy Eating Gifts

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"There you go...I'll have the paramedics on standby...."

Good cop, bad cop

Naughty Food

Chocolate Weight Watcher.

'Sure hope this doesn't give me heartburn. . .'

"Diet soda?! Never touch the stuff! It's horrible for your health!"

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"Truth in advertising."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'