Keeping Healthy Gifts

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

What the Doctor Ordered

"States of tofu"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy