Staying Healthy Gifts

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

The Fast Lane.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'