Staying Healthy Mugs

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

On the back of the t-shirt...

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

The Fast Lane.

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"