Getting Healthier Prints

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"States of tofu"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

On the back of the t-shirt...

But is it organic?

Be Healthy

PSA Banter.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

How about going easy on the carbs

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'