Getting Accepted To A Conservatory Gifts

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Music Student

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Pinara fund

Scenes we'd most like to see...

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'Cat Lit. You?'

"Bang!"