Getting Accepted To A Conservatory Pillows

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

Music Student

'It's my application to Harvard...'

Woodworms at a sculpture gallery.

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

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"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'Cat Lit. You?'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Pinara fund

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Bang!"