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Music Student

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Baroque Peacock

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Sir Edward Elgar

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Robert Schumann

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

And the die is cast!

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Flautist

Violinist

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

I love Clarinet

Bedrich Smetana

National Opera: Wriggletto

Happy Thought.

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Double Bass.

Bela Bartok.

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

Violinists.

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"

Musician playing the piano on a computer.