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Music Student

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Baroque Peacock

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Sir Edward Elgar

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"O.K., next time around let's ease up on the vibrato."

Robert Schumann

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

And the die is cast!

Flautist

Violinist

Happy Thought.

I love Clarinet

National Opera: Wriggletto

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Bedrich Smetana

Woody Shaw

The Staff Meeting.

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Double Bass.

Bela Bartok.

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

Musician rushing to the conservatory.

"Is there anything sadder than an underfunded wax museum?"

Violinists.

"Can Wolfgang come out and play?"