No Elgar!
Joining An Orchestra T-Shirts
Celebrate their orchestral debut with a witty or inspiring t-shirt. It’s a great way for them to wear their musical pride and strike a chord with fellow music lovers.
Violinist
Viola jokes are not always suitable chat up lines.
Theorbo
Cimafunk
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra
Orchestra.
Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.
Taking a peek at the audience
"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons
"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."
Orchestra Class Air Guitar.
Violinist.
Occupational Hazards.
Music Lessons
'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'
Malcolm Sargent
'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'
Team Flute
Cello Concert
Violin family at Christmas
Patey's in a band! He's so cool!
"If you want to sing in our band, you'll have to overcome your fear of using double negatives."
"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"
I love my Uke.
Doggy conductor
Pianist carrying his instrument.
Gustav Holst
Team Cello
A woman playing the flute
"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"
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